anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
Andy Goldsworthy’s art
|— Neil Hilborn (via kissnecks)|
okay i’m just imagining an au where armin is gay, right, and he’s asexual, and he’s in the closet, and his lesbian friend christa is worried that people might find out that she’s dating ymir, so she asks armin for a teeny-tiny favour, and so they hit up a huge house party and barricade themselves behind a bedroom door and make loud sex noises for twenty minutes and then yank at their clothes and walk out looking all disheveled
and word gets out about this and armin begins accepting barnes & noble giftcards in exchange for fake sex with his gay girl friends, with girls who just want to get annoying, creepy suitors off their backs, with girls who don’t want to get bullied for being virgins, etc. etc. and he develops this reputation for being a total hyper-heterosexual stud (and he walks through the school wearing ray bans and a shirt with a big red A on it, blowing kisses to all his fake girlfriends)
and none of the guys can figure out why armin keeps getting laid while they can’t even get a date, and eren is heartbroken because he’s had a secret crush on armin for aeons and he always kind of thought he had a chance but now that armin is getting all this pussy he’s not sure where he stands
this is the most ridiculous post i have ever made
one of my favorite things about fandom is that the exchange of intellectual and creative property is a legitimate form of gift giving. like ‘i’m so enchanted by you, i love you, let me tell you a story’
As a special present for Bikini Armor Battle Damage first anniversary, I present to you: Female Armor BINGO!
Feel free to use as a reference to quantify how ridiculous any female armor is.
edit: Updated the link into downloadable PDF!
Breakdown of all the squares under the cut.
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